I write all kinds of random things, mostly for magazines and the internet.
A lot of it makes my Mom at least slightly uncomfortable.
MY DATING COVER LETTER
FIRST LINES FROM NOVELS I WILL (ALMOST DEFINITELY) NOT WRITE
SOME THOUGHTS I HAVE HAD WHILE ATTEMPTING TO MEDITATE
HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER: MILLENNIAL EDITION
EXCERPTS FROM MY FORTHCOMING FOOD-THEMED EROTIC NOVELLA
MISSED CONNECTION: HOSPITAL WAITING ROOM
THE GREAT HALLOWEEN CONDOM RUN
WITHOUT HER: LAUNDRY DAY
LONGING DISTANCE
AN APPLICATION FOR 'THE BACHELOR'
BUZZWORDS IN THE BEDROOM
THE VOICE OF THE NYC SUBWAY SYSTEM GETS REAL, GOES DEEP
9 THINGS MY REAL LIFE PROJECT MANAGER WOULD SAY TO ME
HOW TO HAVE A GOOD CRY
19 CONFERENCE CALL EXCERPTS UTTERED BY A BRUTALLY HONEST BOSS
BILL RAFTERY NARRATES ONE OF MY SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS
SOME THINGS I HAVE LEARNED ABOUT DATING IN THE CITY
SOME REASONS WHY THEY CAN'T (OR WON'T) SLEEP OVER
SELECTED EXCERPTS FROM DATING-APPLICATION COVER LETTERS
ONE GUY SHARES THE WORST FIRST DATES HE WENT ON THIS YEAR
MANY MEN NEVER REALLY RECOVER FROM BREAKUPS
A SOCIAL MEDIA TIMELINE OF ONE GUY'S TOUGH BREAKUP
THINGS GUYS DO WHEN YOU'RE NOT AROUND (BUT THAT THEY'LL NEVER ADMIT TO)
8 TIPS TO HELP YOU AVOID FIRST DATE AWKWARDNESS
WE ASKED THIS GUY TO TRY FEMININE AROUSAL BALM AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED
CAN SLEEPING IN SEPARATE BEDS ACTUALLY BE GOOD FOR YOUR RELATIONSHIP?
WHAT A PHYSICAL INJURY TAUGHT ME ABOUT MY MENTAL HEALTH
WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR BODY AND BRAIN WHEN YOU WATCH FOOTBALL
IF LEGITIMATE BUSINESSES HAD PORN SITE NAMES, WHAT WOULD THEY SELL?
NICE SWIPE: HOW THIS GUY HACKED TINDER
PLAYBOY TALKS WITH THE MINX OF WALL STREET, PORN STAR VERONICA VAIN
RUSSELL WILSON BLAMES GOD FOR 4 INTERCEPTIONS HE THREW IN NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME
'HAND ANGELS' VOLUNTEER GROUP GIVES HANDJOBS TO THE PHYSICALLY DISABLED
HOW BUYING A TV MADE ME FEEL LESS ALONE
ON PORN, PROSE AND LONELINESS: AN APPRECIATION OF DAVID FOSTER WALLACE
THE STUFF OF (URBAN) LEGEND
6 WAYS TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK YOU HAVE READ 'INFINITE JEST'
I MAY BE ALL GROWN UP, MOM, BUT YOU'RE STILL MY #1 GIRL