In my free time I write a variety of stories, essays, commentary, poetry, etc. for various publications.
Outlets include Mashable, AdWeek, Women's Health, Cosmopolitan, Playboy, GQ, SELF, Glamour, Thought Catalog, NBC News, Men's Health, Bustle, Good Housekeeping, USA Today, SMITH Magazine, NPR, FlipCollective, P.S. I Love You, Human Parts and The Bold Italic, among others.
Here are just a few clips that still remain on the internet. Many of my favorites are now dead links, so you won’t see them here. Internet content, like so many things, is ephemeral.
I’VE GOTTA TAKE SOME TIME OFF TO BE ON THE BACHELORETTE [Note: Many people thought this was for real. It was not.]
GUESS WE’RE GOING TO BUILD ANOTHER GODDAMN DECK, AREN’T WE?
NONSENSICAL THINGS YOU COULD SAY IN YOUR NEXT WORK MEETING, IF YOU WANT
A LITTLE NOTE TO WHOEVER IS CREEPING AROUND IN MY GOOGLE DOC
WHO HEATED UP SALMON IN THE COMMUNAL MICRCOWAVE?
CAN SLEEPING IN SEPARATE BEDS ACTUALLY BE GOOD FOR YOUR RELATIONSHIP?
WHAT A PHYSICAL INJURY TAUGHT ME ABOUT MY MENTAL HEALTH
WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR BODY AND BRAIN WHEN YOU WATCH FOOTBALL