I write all kinds of random stuff, mostly for the internet. It's usually pretty fun. Below you'll find a few samples.
MY DATING COVER LETTER
FIRST LINES FROM NOVELS I WILL (ALMOST DEFINITELY) NOT WRITE
SOME THOUGHTS I HAVE HAD WHILE ATTEMPTING TO MEDITATE
HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER: MILLENNIAL EDITION
EXCERPTS FROM MY FORTHCOMING FOOD-THEMED EROTIC NOVELLA
MISSED CONNECTION: HOSPITAL WAITING ROOM
THE GREAT HALLOWEEN CONDOM RUN
WITHOUT HER: LAUNDRY DAY
LONGING DISTANCE
AN APPLICATION FOR 'THE BACHELOR'
BUZZWORDS IN THE BEDROOM
THE VOICE OF THE NYC SUBWAY SYSTEM GETS REAL, GOES DEEP
9 THINGS MY REAL LIFE PROJECT MANAGER WOULD SAY TO ME
HOW TO HAVE A GOOD CRY
19 CONFERENCE CALL EXCERPTS UTTERED BY A BRUTALLY HONEST BOSS
BILL RAFTERY NARRATES ONE OF MY SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS
SOME THINGS I HAVE LEARNED ABOUT DATING IN THE CITY
SOME REASONS WHY THEY CAN'T (OR WON'T) SLEEP OVER
SELECTED EXCERPTS FROM DATING-APPLICATION COVER LETTERS
ONE GUY SHARES THE WORST FIRST DATES HE WENT ON THIS YEAR
MANY MEN NEVER REALLY RECOVER FROM BREAKUPS
A SOCIAL MEDIA TIMELINE OF ONE GUY'S TOUGH BREAKUP
WHAT ONE GUY LEARNED FROM GOING ON A MASTURBATION FAST
THINGS GUYS DO WHEN YOU'RE NOT AROUND (BUT THAT THEY'LL NEVER ADMIT TO)
8 TIPS TO HELP YOU AVOID FIRST DATE AWKWARDNESS
WE ASKED THIS GUY TO TRY FEMININE AROUSAL BALM AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED
WE GOT THIS MAN TO TRY FART-COMPRESSING UNDERWEAR
IF LEGITIMATE BUSINESSES HAD PORN SITE NAMES, WHAT WOULD THEY SELL?
NICE SWIPE: HOW THIS GUY HACKED TINDER
PLAYBOY TALKS WITH THE MINX OF WALL STREET, PORN STAR VERONICA VAIN
RUSSELL WILSON BLAMES GOD FOR 4 INTERCEPTIONS HE THREW IN NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME
'HAND ANGELS' VOLUNTEER GROUP GIVES HANDJOBS TO THE PHYSICALLY DISABLED