At night and on weekends (and sometimes early mornings), I write all kinds of random stuff, mostly for the internet. It's usually pretty fun.
A lot of it makes my Mom very uncomfortable, but she's supportive anyway.
MY DATING COVER LETTER
FIRST LINES FROM NOVELS I WILL (ALMOST DEFINITELY) NOT WRITE
SOME THOUGHTS I HAVE HAD WHILE ATTEMPTING TO MEDITATE
HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER: MILLENNIAL EDITION
EXCERPTS FROM MY FORTHCOMING FOOD-THEMED EROTIC NOVELLA
MISSED CONNECTION: HOSPITAL WAITING ROOM
THE GREAT HALLOWEEN CONDOM RUN
WITHOUT HER: LAUNDRY DAY
LONGING DISTANCE
AN APPLICATION FOR 'THE BACHELOR'
BUZZWORDS IN THE BEDROOM
THE VOICE OF THE NYC SUBWAY SYSTEM GETS REAL, GOES DEEP
9 THINGS MY REAL LIFE PROJECT MANAGER WOULD SAY TO ME
HOW TO HAVE A GOOD CRY
THE ABNORMAL SAGA OF SCOTT'S FIRST DICK PIC: A HARROWING TALE
19 CONFERENCE CALL EXCERPTS UTTERED BY A BRUTALLY HONEST BOSS
BILL RAFTERY NARRATES ONE OF MY SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS
ONE GUY SHARES THE WORST FIRST DATES HE WENT ON THIS YEAR
MANY MEN NEVER REALLY RECOVER FROM BREAKUPS
A SOCIAL MEDIA TIMELINE OF ONE GUY'S TOUGH BREAKUP
WHAT ONE GUY LEARNED FROM GOING ON A MASTURBATION FAST
THINGS GUYS DO WHEN YOU'RE NOT AROUND (BUT THAT THEY'LL NEVER ADMIT TO)
8 TIPS TO HELP YOU AVOID FIRST DATE AWKWARDNESS
WHAT IT'S LIKE TO GET AN (UNSOLICITED) HAPPY ENDING MASSAGE
WE ASKED THIS GUY TO TRY FEMININE AROUSAL BALM AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED
WE GOT THIS MAN TO TRY FART-COMPRESSING UNDERWEAR
IF LEGITIMATE BUSINESSES HAD PORN SITE NAMES, WHAT WOULD THEY SELL?
NICE SWIPE: HOW THIS GUY HACKED TINDER
PLAYBOY TALKS WITH THE MINX OF WALL STREET, PORN STAR VERONICA VAIN
RUSSELL WILSON BLAMES GOD FOR 4 INTERCEPTIONS HE THREW IN NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME
'HAND ANGELS' VOLUNTEER GROUP GIVES HANDJOBS TO THE PHYSICALLY DISABLED