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SCOTT MUSKA

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MEDIUM

MY DATING COVER LETTER
FIRST LINES FROM NOVELS I WILL (ALMOST DEFINITELY) NOT WRITE
SOME THOUGHTS I HAVE HAD WHILE ATTEMPTING TO MEDITATE
HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER: MILLENNIAL EDITION
EXCERPTS FROM MY FORTHCOMING FOOD-THEMED EROTIC NOVELLA

MISSED CONNECTION: HOSPITAL WAITING ROOM
THE GREAT HALLOWEEN CONDOM RUN
WITHOUT HER: LAUNDRY DAY
LONGING DISTANCE

 

THOUGHT CATALOG

AN APPLICATION FOR 'THE BACHELOR'
BUZZWORDS IN THE BEDROOM
THE VOICE OF THE NYC SUBWAY SYSTEM GETS REAL, GOES DEEP
9 THINGS MY REAL LIFE PROJECT MANAGER WOULD SAY TO ME
HOW TO HAVE A GOOD CRY

THE ABNORMAL SAGA OF SCOTT'S FIRST DICK PIC: A HARROWING TALE
19 CONFERENCE CALL EXCERPTS UTTERED BY A BRUTALLY HONEST BOSS
BILL RAFTERY NARRATES ONE OF MY SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS

 

WOMEN'S HEALTH

ONE GUY SHARES THE WORST FIRST DATES HE WENT ON THIS YEAR
MANY MEN NEVER REALLY RECOVER FROM BREAKUPS
A SOCIAL MEDIA TIMELINE OF ONE GUY'S TOUGH BREAKUP
WHAT ONE GUY LEARNED FROM GOING ON A MASTURBATION FAST
THINGS GUYS DO WHEN YOU'RE NOT AROUND (BUT THAT THEY'LL NEVER ADMIT TO)
8 TIPS TO HELP YOU AVOID FIRST DATE AWKWARDNESS
WHAT IT'S LIKE TO GET AN (UNSOLICITED) HAPPY ENDING MASSAGE
WE ASKED THIS GUY TO TRY FEMININE AROUSAL BALM AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED
WE GOT THIS MAN TO TRY FART-COMPRESSING UNDERWEAR

 

NBC NEWS

CAN SLEEPING IN SEPARATE BEDS ACTUALLY BE GOOD FOR YOUR RELATIONSHIP?
WHAT A PHYSICAL INJURY TAUGHT ME ABOUT MY MENTAL HEALTH
WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR BODY AND BRAIN WHEN YOU WATCH FOOTBALL

 

PLAYBOY

IF LEGITIMATE BUSINESSES HAD PORN SITE NAMES, WHAT WOULD THEY SELL?
NICE SWIPE: HOW THIS GUY HACKED TINDER
PLAYBOY TALKS WITH THE MINX OF WALL STREET, PORN STAR VERONICA VAIN
RUSSELL WILSON BLAMES GOD FOR 4 INTERCEPTIONS HE THREW IN NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME
'HAND ANGELS' VOLUNTEER GROUP GIVES HANDJOBS TO THE PHYSICALLY DISABLED

 

MASHABLE

ON PORN, PROSE AND LONELINESS: AN APPRECIATION OF DAVID FOSTER WALLACE
THE STUFF OF (URBAN) LEGEND

6 WAYS TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK YOU HAVE READ 'INFINITE JEST'

 

COSMOPOLITAN

I MEASURED MY PENIS FOR CUSTOM-FIT CONDOMS

 

GOOD HOUSEKEEPING

I MAY BE ALL GROWN UP, MOM, BUT YOU'RE STILL MY #1 GIRL

 

GLAMOUR

THE 8 EMOTIONAL STAGES OF BEING GHOSTED ON
 

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