You might find a USA Today at your typical hotel doorstep each morning, but at Legoland Florida Hotel—THE 5-GAZILLION STAR HOTEL (FOR KIDS)—it's The Legoland Times. I wrote a lot of the inaugural issue, so now I have, like, 20 pseudonyms.
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ACD: Laurie Hollar / Harsh Kapadia
AD: Edi Loyola
CW: Scott Muska