I write all kinds of random things for magazines and websites. Publications include Playboy (though they’ve taken down all my team’s published pieces and replaced them with nude women, which.I can’t be all that mad about), GQ, Mashable, AdWeek, Women's Health, Cosmopolitan, SELF, Glamour, Thought Catalog, NBC News, Men's Health, Bustle, Good Housekeeping, USA Today, SMITH Magazine, NPR, FlipCollective, P.S. I Love You, Human Parts and The Bold Italic, among others.
HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER: MILLENNIAL EDITION
EXCERPTS FROM MY FORTHCOMING FOOD-THEMED EROTIC NOVELLA
MISSED CONNECTION: HOSPITAL WAITING ROOM
THE GREAT HALLOWEEN CONDOM RUN
WITHOUT HER: LAUNDRY DAY
BUZZWORDS IN THE BEDROOM
THE VOICE OF THE NYC SUBWAY SYSTEM GETS REAL, GOES DEEP
9 THINGS MY REAL LIFE PROJECT MANAGER WOULD SAY TO ME
HOW TO HAVE A GOOD CRY
19 CONFERENCE CALL EXCERPTS UTTERED BY A BRUTALLY HONEST BOSS
BILL RAFTERY NARRATES ONE OF MY SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS
SOME THINGS I HAVE LEARNED ABOUT DATING IN THE CITY
SOME REASONS WHY THEY CAN'T (OR WON'T) SLEEP OVER
SELECTED EXCERPTS FROM DATING-APPLICATION COVER LETTERS
ONE GUY SHARES THE WORST FIRST DATES HE WENT ON THIS YEAR
MANY MEN NEVER REALLY RECOVER FROM BREAKUPS
A SOCIAL MEDIA TIMELINE OF ONE GUY'S TOUGH BREAKUP
THINGS GUYS DO WHEN YOU'RE NOT AROUND (BUT THAT THEY'LL NEVER ADMIT TO)
8 TIPS TO HELP YOU AVOID FIRST DATE AWKWARDNESS
WE ASKED THIS GUY TO TRY FEMININE AROUSAL BALM AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED
CAN SLEEPING IN SEPARATE BEDS ACTUALLY BE GOOD FOR YOUR RELATIONSHIP?
WHAT A PHYSICAL INJURY TAUGHT ME ABOUT MY MENTAL HEALTH
WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR BODY AND BRAIN WHEN YOU WATCH FOOTBALL
HOW BUYING A TV MADE ME FEEL LESS ALONE
ON PORN, PROSE AND LONELINESS: AN APPRECIATION OF DAVID FOSTER WALLACE
THE STUFF OF (URBAN) LEGEND
6 WAYS TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK YOU HAVE READ 'INFINITE JEST'
I MAY BE ALL GROWN UP, MOM, BUT YOU'RE STILL MY #1 GIRL
THE 8 EMOTIONAL STAGES OF BEING GHOSTED ON
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FIRST LINES FROM NOVELS I WILL (ALMOST DEFINITELY) NOT WRITE
SOME THOUGHTS I HAVE HAD WHILE ATTEMPTING TO MEDITATE